Angry Tree, Dissolving Sun 

Duh-Dang

It's been a while...but I threw a doodle up here via photoshop today. Just had to get something out. Open Studios are coming up and I'm behind on my production of zines/magnets/actual art. What else is new? Breaking my own deadlines is why I like being the boss.

Catch a Criminal with a curvy stick...unless he's got a gun to shoot you with 

http://www.peroxidecomics.com/

cool choose your own adventure date-style

My Latest Vein of Ink Silhouettes, Kind of a Weird Scan, but now that I look at it, I like how it looks...What do you think Carol? 

The Insufferable Cephalopod 

Does this count as being published?

Ah, no, but here it is...
Flipbook Entry

And One More Movie

After we finish eating our current pop-culture up...
I Love The '30s
Courtesy Channel 102

Action Packed Philosophy

Jesus Christ Supercop
Not for the religiously squeamish

Romantic, No?

You'll need
1)Quicktime plug-in and 2)Box of Tissues
Most. Romantic. Movie. Ever.
man and machine

Goings on in Cartoon-land

Okay so I get this post from two sources 1) the mailing list at the Cartoon Art Museum in San Fran (such an inspiring place for doodlefreaks and cartoonists) and 2) www.gawker.com
1) JUNKO MIZUNO WILL BE SIGNING HER NEW BOOK PURE TRANCE AT THE CARTOONART MUSEUM'S FOTO-GRAFIX BOOKSTORE (in San Fran, CA) ON SATURDAY, JULY 9 FROM 2PM TO 4PM.The long-awaited debut graphic novel of Japanese manga artist JunkoMizuno!Cute, dark and alluring, Pure Trance breaks every stereotype of girls'manga. This was her first published graphic novel in Japan, but it'snever been translated until now. In this dreamy science fictionfantasy, Junko Mizuno illustrates a story full of catfights, aliensafari adventures, evil experiments, and a girl who dreams of becoming apop idol singer. The story begins in the hospital that has been ruinedby a tyrannical director, KeikoYamazaki.
2) Surprise, the guy who draws Mallard Fillmore actually has no sense of humor. Although I like his lines in general, I've never been able to stand his not-funny ramblings against the "liberals" Hmmm, liberals like cartoon artists? What a douche*. Read about his doucheyness here
*no offense to actual douches

Bear, the cat 

three tongued thing...is that just wishful thinking? 

a page from my doodle book-another weird line multi-headed drawing 

Weird Zoidberg-Type drawing...or udder head 

All Staff Meeting Service Monkey 

Take Another Little Piece of My Heart, Service Monkey. The customer service training won't stop anytime soon... 

Year of the Rooster has been very difficult so far. I feel like there has been a huge weight on my chest all year 

A portrait of my stomach this morning. As you can see it is being acted upon by the 5 basic elements of work-a-day life
time
coffee
car exhaust
money
cliches

A Self-Portrait with way too much detail... 

Back to Work

Okay, so I was late to work again. Again, in tears that I was late, and then later, hanging my head low that i was in tears over being late to my so-called "day job"
Shouldn't I not care and be all cool like a real artist? I guess I am being myself, which includes caring about things like being on time and doing things right.
I am the perfect employee...self-punishing.

Been thinking about playing again...there's no clef like the bass clef 

Finally!!!

Be-dazzlers have their own anthem: (thanks screenhead.com)
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=437

I have no words...

and no doodles to show you, you see, I'm usually doing them at work during meetings and then running up to the scanner. Well, that's been hard recently, due to me actually working and all. IF you're lucky, Maybe I'll pop a quick doodle up today.
Cheers

And the bus runs purely on the renewable energy of celebrity hype! 

My Dream Vacation-I'll be calmer 'n you are

The Dude abides...
I've actually shuffled to the corner store for half and half in my robe and flip flops in honor of BL.
http://www.lebowskifest.com/4thannual.asp

Did I mention that I saw Star Wars:ROTS this weekend?  

There is an internet God

This post is a fucking riot. I always feel particularly sad when I relate to 80s cheese rock, but let's face it, I am ALWAYS working for the weekend:
Best Music Video Ever!

Been a While

Hi, I guess I've been keeping busy enough not to post, sorry.
I did 5 unsuccessful drawings yesterday, I have to make myself not rip them up because sometimes I come back to them and think that they're all right. I don't think so with these? Myabe I'll post my failures and see how it goes.
I don't know if I have to put more ink on the page, or if it is okay to have white space. I figure that if i like the line, that should be fine (an brief hommage to Johnnie Cochran), but does that mean i'm too lazy to think of what to put in the space? Or that I am too easily satisfied with my own lines?

Saturday

I'm online on a weekend, which is amazing I guess. It usually reminds me of work.
Well, I'm done with class #1 out of I don't know how many towards a certificate program and then maybe an MBA with an entreaupreneur concentration?
I'm learning dreamweaver, so my website should look decent soon. This blog spoils me because it's so damn easy

Floating concerned/angry caption bubbles...people?

Wednesday workshop, not the worst one ever, but I continued with my new buddy...Service Monkey!!! 

New Muse

My newest source of inspiration is from the insipid customer service videos/presentations we are forced to watch at work.
Help.

Result of forced watching 

I got Nuthin'

All I can do today is wake-up (fairly unsuccessful)
Go to work (eh, what is success at a day job anyway?)
and go back home (a success to get there in our shitty shitty 15 yr old shit box with broken struts)
here, go look at fugly celebrities , it always makes me feel better

Box for 2 

Free as a Brain on a String... 

Inspired and Bored on the planeride home 

Weekly Meeting-Full Head 

Some Good Stuff

I did some great stuff on the windiest day since the blizzard in March...or was it Feb?
Saturday reminded me of a part of Vincent Van Gough's biography (it was the very dramatic Lust for Life by Irving Stone) where he spoke of the winds of Arles...they could drive you mad living there. I could imagine it after just one day.
Tomorrow, more ink drawing than you can shake a fist at!*
*please don't shake your fist at me

Lazy Friday Art 

Art Supplies

I just bought some, so I should have more art on Monday or before...
Why is it that the two professions that make the least money (music and art) requrie the most capital to start?
My bass cost much dough
My inks cost much dough
I earn no bucks from either
Fuck it, I have to finish my work day so that I can get home and start creating (aka drinking)

A little diversion

http://www.heavy.com/viral2/fatdynamite/
Napoleon Dynamite movies lines dubbed to Fat Albert cartoon
IF you are into extreme nerd sports