Catch a Criminal with a curvy stick...unless he's got a gun to shoot you with 

http://www.peroxidecomics.com/

cool choose your own adventure date-style

My Latest Vein of Ink Silhouettes, Kind of a Weird Scan, but now that I look at it, I like how it looks...What do you think Carol? 

The Insufferable Cephalopod 

Does this count as being published?

Ah, no, but here it is...
Flipbook Entry

And One More Movie

After we finish eating our current pop-culture up...
I Love The '30s
Courtesy Channel 102

Action Packed Philosophy

Jesus Christ Supercop
Not for the religiously squeamish

Romantic, No?

You'll need
1)Quicktime plug-in and 2)Box of Tissues
Most. Romantic. Movie. Ever.
man and machine

Goings on in Cartoon-land

Okay so I get this post from two sources 1) the mailing list at the Cartoon Art Museum in San Fran (such an inspiring place for doodlefreaks and cartoonists) and 2) www.gawker.com
1) JUNKO MIZUNO WILL BE SIGNING HER NEW BOOK PURE TRANCE AT THE CARTOONART MUSEUM'S FOTO-GRAFIX BOOKSTORE (in San Fran, CA) ON SATURDAY, JULY 9 FROM 2PM TO 4PM.The long-awaited debut graphic novel of Japanese manga artist JunkoMizuno!Cute, dark and alluring, Pure Trance breaks every stereotype of girls'manga. This was her first published graphic novel in Japan, but it'snever been translated until now. In this dreamy science fictionfantasy, Junko Mizuno illustrates a story full of catfights, aliensafari adventures, evil experiments, and a girl who dreams of becoming apop idol singer. The story begins in the hospital that has been ruinedby a tyrannical director, KeikoYamazaki.
2) Surprise, the guy who draws Mallard Fillmore actually has no sense of humor. Although I like his lines in general, I've never been able to stand his not-funny ramblings against the "liberals" Hmmm, liberals like cartoon artists? What a douche*. Read about his doucheyness here
*no offense to actual douches

Bear, the cat 

three tongued thing...is that just wishful thinking? 

a page from my doodle book-another weird line multi-headed drawing 

Weird Zoidberg-Type drawing...or udder head 

All Staff Meeting Service Monkey 

Take Another Little Piece of My Heart, Service Monkey. The customer service training won't stop anytime soon... 

Year of the Rooster has been very difficult so far. I feel like there has been a huge weight on my chest all year 

A portrait of my stomach this morning. As you can see it is being acted upon by the 5 basic elements of work-a-day life
time
coffee
car exhaust
money
cliches

A Self-Portrait with way too much detail... 

Back to Work

Okay, so I was late to work again. Again, in tears that I was late, and then later, hanging my head low that i was in tears over being late to my so-called "day job"
Shouldn't I not care and be all cool like a real artist? I guess I am being myself, which includes caring about things like being on time and doing things right.
I am the perfect employee...self-punishing.

Been thinking about playing again...there's no clef like the bass clef