Friday, December 16, 2005

MoMA didn't raise no fool

Check out the new exhibition at MoMA if you can. I'm not really a fan of CGI, but this stuff is good if soul-less...


Today I'm going to the doctor (my fave). So I'm downlaoding some tunes to get me there in style. I'll leave these anatomically correct Grandma and Grandpa dolls here for you to cuddle with.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Confession #1

I want to go to art school.
There--I said it.

Monday, November 21, 2005


Cutest thing on the internet

straight up Panda-Cam all panda all the time
Tai Shan, or Butterstick as wonketteers know it, is adorable doing just about anything. For instance, a second ago, it just took a breath. AWWWWWWW!

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Doodles from another source

Guest doodles?
Not really, as this person isn't my guest, but merely a linked-to acquaintance doodler (thanks!)
The link is to a graphically depicted children's book in german that shows where babies come from. I think the answer, at the end of this presentation, to the query "Any questions?" would be a resounding "No!"

(can't get this to work as a link...copy and paste it...i'm feelin' lazy suckas)

Monday, October 24, 2005

Doctors are Okay I Guess

Went to see mine today and was feeling less than great about it. I always feel like I should be able to heal myself, but I think that is asking a bit much of myself.
My doctor is great so now I'm afraid she'll go somewhere else and I'll have to pick someone else out of the giant "provider handbook"
I've recorded some ideas on my new mp3 player that M gave me. One of them is that the main character in my novel/graphic novel keeps getting these terrible headaches and at some point they'll find this giant Prozac tumor in her brain. Like a ball of all of the unprocessed meds her body balled up and is keeping in her brain like so many nuts squirrelled away in a tree.
I can't decide it she'll have it out or not.
If she does get it removed, it'll be in a back-door manner, like at midnite from a neuro-surgeon she holds at gunpoint.
Now that's my kinda doctorin'!

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Cartoon Art Museum

The goings on of Cartoon Art Museum in San Fran...
Fan-fucking-tastic place to go if you ever can

Saturday, October 22, 1pm -3pm

The Cartoon Art Museum's Saturday Afternoon Cartooning Classes for kids
will continue once a month throughout the fall and winter. Our next
classes are scheduled for October 22nd and November 19th from 1pm-3pm,
and will be taught by local cartoonist and animator Brian Kolm.

The attendance fee for each student is $5, which covers the student's
admission to the Cartoon Art Museum and the cost of art supplies.
Students will learn a wide variety of skills throughout these classes,
from character design to storyboarding to creating their own
mini-comics. These classes are recommended for students from 6-14 years
old. Classes are filled first-come first served, advance reservations
are recommended, contact ext. 314 or

Thursday, October 27, 7pm-9pm

From the darkest depths of the cartoon vaults comes the Cartoon Art
Museum's latest exhibition, Gross, Gruesome and Gothic. Enjoy gourmet
food courtesy of our festive sponsors. There will be spooky cookies (An
Occasional Cookie), chilling sushi (Blowfish), rib-tickling barbeque
(Memphis Minnie's), dastardly evil nibbles (Fringale), frightful fruits
and cheeses (Rainbow Grocery) and captivating liquid refreshment (IZZE).

Guests will receive bloodcurdling door prizes courtesy of Things From
Another World and the Warner Bros. film Tim Burton's The Corpse Bride,
and special prizes will be awarded to those attending in costume.

The horrifying display features over 60 original cartoons from a
spooktacular selection of artists and comics including Edward Gorey,
Charles Addams, Basil Wolverton and Charles Schulz.

Saturday, October 29, 1pm-3pm

The Cartoon Art Museum is pleased to host Dutch cartoonist Erik Kriek on
October 29 from 1pm to 3pm as part of its ongoing
Cartoonist-in-Residence program. Museum visitors will have a chance to
watch Kriek at work and chat with him about cartooning. Please visit to learn more about Mr. Kriek and his work.

Wednesday, November 2, 6pm-8pm

Special Presentation featuring French Authors and Illustrators Emile
Bravo and Olivier Balez

The Cartoon Art Museum in association with the Cultural Services of the
French Embassy in San Francisco and Foto-Grafix Bookstore is proud to
host the third annual presentation of French artists.

This event is free and open to the public. Their presentation will be in
French, with English translation. Books will be available for purchase
and signing. Space is limited; please contact Summerlea Kashar at
415-227-8666, ext. 300 to reserve a seat.

Emile Bravo and Olivier Balez are inventive authors and illustrators who
search out interdisciplinary projects and collaboration. Bravo and
Balez’s prestigious sponsored visit to San Francisco allows the two
famed European illustrators to expose their work in the USA. Their visit
also allows fans to meet, greet and direct questions!

Please call 415 CAR-TOON or visit for more
information on these and other upcoming events.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

No Doodles Today

I'll post some later...haven't been able to run to the scanner lately--stupid work
I would die for a handheld portable scanner that isn't a business card scanner


My coworker is now collecting the Cubicles from Archie McPhee and I can't decide how to feel about them.

Are they legitimizing the barren existence I live everyday?
Are they making fun of the barren existence I live everyday?
Are they just really boring Playmobil figurines?

Thursday, October 06, 2005


A video from Sleater-Kinney
You'll feel oh so meta if you watch this in your cube

Friday, September 30, 2005

How To Get There

Here's a link to the organization's website that has maps, hours, and other information

Will You Be There?

This turkey platter will be there...will you be there?

Will You Be There?

This bony torso will be there...will you be there?

Won't you come?

The anatomically correct Grandma and Grandpa dolls will be there..will you?

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Open Studios-Back of Postcard Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Full Head-Empty Page

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Open Studios-Open Head

I'm freaking about open studios this weekend. I feel like my fellow artists hate me, but I know that is stupid. I hate low self esteem...
Anyways, I've been doing some great stuff and now have to get that onto paper which is I guess the process of doing art. Making things speak for you or of you at least. I wasn't good at expressing myself through music.
I'm posting stuff later today that are actual drawings so bear with me **rowr**
Cheers all who read, and Cheers to me for posting

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Problem & Solution Posted by Picasa

4 panel-Inner Violence Posted by Picasa

Monday, September 12, 2005

R U Cool?

Do U use letterz 4 wordz and replace 's' with 'z' any time you can?
Then chek out these keerazy animalz!!!
insta-cool mascots
um, the long and short of it add sunglasses to anything to make it "cool"
tomorrow, I'll be doing experiments as to how many things i can cool-ize using only a pair of sunglasses.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Funny Prez Stuff

President Cops 1 & 2
Stars "the greatest american president" and "the worst american president" as mismatched cop partners.
I bet the dub wished he coulda slapped some cuffs on ol' Katrina

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Day Job Stuff

How to Be Creative and Keep a Day Job
courtesy of via

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Katrina Ramble

I've seen the coverage and what sticks with me most are the words being spoken by some very elite people.
  • Barbara Bush is saying how nice it is for the poor people to be evacuated from their homes as they are being treated so nicely now in the 'Domes. ASSHOLE!!!
  • The FEMA director Brown, was saying how the victims needed to take responsibility for themselves now--a classic blame the victim game.
  • Dennis Hastert says we should just bulldoze all of New Orleans.
  • Even now Bush Jr. is relying on his PARENTS to help him out. I hear a lot of things that basically sound like this, "Don't talk bad about my son." You know, it really puts my mind at ease to know that the POTUS still isn't off of his mother's teat--and I bet she doesn't even support public breastfeeding initiatives.

Hey poor people in LA, Eat the Rich!!! They are very fatty and tasty.

Friday, August 26, 2005


This is an excerpt from Heather Havrilesky interviewing Alan Ball on his work in general and Six Feet Under in particular.
This quote got me, as Alan Ball is an amazing writer with a beautiful portfolio of work and yet he sounds like me who is a struggling and insecure writer/artist who has almost no portfolio...(italic emphasis is mine)
Sounds like you're secure with yourself as a writer, to be taking on new mediums.
Alan Ball:
There are times when I think, "Oh my god, I'm a horrible writer, this is just all some horrible mistake that happened, it's all going to become so blindingly clear." But you can't let your insecurities rule you. And also, I get bored doing the same thing over and over. I mean, I'd be lying if I said there weren't times during the run of "Six Feet Under" where I was just bored, but then that's true of my life as well, at some times, so I don't know how you can avoid that.

In a Mood, My Magic Logic Loop

Why do I get in a mood so easily? All it took was listening to like 1 minute of news (they're building a new jail for girls!--don't even get me started on how they could spend the money keeping people OUT OF JAIL) and then talking about work.
I can't take the absurdity of things sometimes. This is when studying logic does not come in handy. Gee guess what? The world isn't logical, people aren't logical, but hell, you know what? I'm trained to find logic when I see it...
I'll let you know when that happens...

Thursday, August 25, 2005

My Working Proof of my Promo Card for CAOS event Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Moody Entertainment

I know I shouldn't even watch these as I am too introspective and sensitive, but damn they are both good.
First one is a video by the band/group Smog. I've listened to them on Boston's WERS 88.9 FM, but didn't think I'd ever see a video. Really beautiful, and almost makes you like newscasters again...
Smog-Mother of the World

Second one is the video for the song that ended Six Feet Under. It is a good song, but the video has a great format. Could be a good commercial for Polaroid.
Sia-Breathe Me

God as Artist-Funny and Beautiful

intelligent design, violent temper

Friday, August 19, 2005

Not a False Start This Time...3rd time is a charm

The first page is done, I think it looks great. The title of the little vignette is "Day After Day". So that'll be about 11 pages about setting up the depression, the habits, the people and situations that make for the oppressing days of working. I will work in some foreshadowing of the storyline in brief glimpses of the violent tendencies I imagine.
My new thing is that my violent imagination ends up becoming a violent reality somehow [of course I mean in the novel, okay?]--this might change, but it stems from my love of all things Tabloid, cheap, dirty, ugly, horrible 99cent store type of life in the city. Violence is agiven in any city. I feel like the only way you can change it is by making the violence more equitable in that it doesn't just stem from and attack the poor neighbourhoods. It should jump out and get richies too. Not that I hate rich people, I just resent them and at the same time want to be so comfortable that I don't have to think about these horrible things that I do.
But I figure that if I were rich, then I'd have these bad thoughts still and would eventually act on them or something. My faltering moral compass would end up going totally haywire over the strong magnetic pull of money.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Title of the Graphic Novel

Okay, it is called "Guns of the Day Job"
I hope no one thinks it is about workplace violence
Its about my own violent imagination that I have never shown to people...
It is expressed through my love of all things graphically violent.
p.s. I also love graphic sex, but I never mix the two and the violence pops up in my mind more
keep tuned, I'll post the title page by next week.

Friday, August 12, 2005

The Laughing Lady from SanFran Arcade History Place

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More Goings on @ the Cartoon Museum-SanFran, CA

1. Saturday, August 13th from 1pm to 3pmThe Unbearable Lightness of Bean: Reception and Book-signing2. Saturday Afternoon Cartooning Classes for kids will be held on August13th, August 27th from 1-3pm3. Sunday, August 14th, 11:30am to 4pm is Garfield Family Fun Day w/ theSPCA (This is our final Family Fun Day for the Garfield exhibit)
1. Saturday, August 13th from 1pm to 3pmThe Unbearable Lightness of Bean: Reception and Book-signingTo celebrate the publication of Terrabella Smoot and the Unsung Monstersand the opening of Jon "Bean" Hastings's Small Press Spotlight, theCartoon Art Museum is hosting a book signing. This event is theofficial kick off for the West Coast leg of Jon's Smootarama! booksigning tour. For more information about Jon Hastings, please visit
2. Saturday Afternoon Cartooning Classes for kids will be held on August13th, August 27th from 1-3pmClasses are held two to three times each month. The attendance fee foreach student is $5, which covers the student's admission to the CartoonArt Museum and the cost of art supplies. Students will learn a widevariety of skills throughout these classes, from character design tostoryboarding to creating their own mini-comics. These classes arerecommended for students from 6-14 years old.Classes are filled first-come first served, advance reservations arerecommended, contact ext. 314 or
3. Sunday, August 14th, 11:30am to 4pm isGarfield Family Fun Day w/ the SPCAJoin the Museum and the San Francisco SPCA for our final fun-filled dayof festivities and creative activities including, a kitten adoption
face painting, watching Garfield cartoons and Garfield-themed snacks andtreats. While visiting your favorite cartoon feline, see the newesteditions to the SPCA at their kitten adoption station in front of themuseum. This event is sponsored in part by Paws, Inc
station, coloring activities, writing your own Garfield comic strips,face painting, watching Garfield cartoons and Garfield-themed snacks andtreats. While visiting your favorite cartoon feline, see the newesteditions to the SPCA at their kitten adoption station in front of themuseum. This event is sponsored in part by Paws, Inc.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

I want to kill a clone of myself

I wouldn't be committing suicide and it would be MY clone...
Also, it could be a registered organ donor so that I wouldn't have to be
and I would name it Cloney
Sometimes you just want to kill yourself, but don't really want to and I think this would be the perfect solution
Also, I could cut its hair and dress it

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Angry Tree, Dissolving Sun Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, August 03, 2005


It's been a while...but I threw a doodle up here via photoshop today. Just had to get something out. Open Studios are coming up and I'm behind on my production of zines/magnets/actual art. What else is new? Breaking my own deadlines is why I like being the boss.

Friday, July 22, 2005

Catch a Criminal with a curvy stick...unless he's got a gun to shoot you with Posted by Picasa

cool choose your own adventure date-style Posted by Picasa

Friday, July 15, 2005

My Latest Vein of Ink Silhouettes, Kind of a Weird Scan, but now that I look at it, I like how it looks...What do you think Carol? Posted by Picasa

The Insufferable Cephalopod Posted by Picasa

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Does this count as being published?

Ah, no, but here it is...
Flipbook Entry

And One More Movie

After we finish eating our current pop-culture up...
I Love The '30s
Courtesy Channel 102

Action Packed Philosophy

Jesus Christ Supercop
Not for the religiously squeamish

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Romantic, No?

You'll need
1)Quicktime plug-in and 2)Box of Tissues
Most. Romantic. Movie. Ever.
man and machine

Friday, July 08, 2005

Goings on in Cartoon-land

Okay so I get this post from two sources 1) the mailing list at the Cartoon Art Museum in San Fran (such an inspiring place for doodlefreaks and cartoonists) and 2)
1) JUNKO MIZUNO WILL BE SIGNING HER NEW BOOK PURE TRANCE AT THE CARTOONART MUSEUM'S FOTO-GRAFIX BOOKSTORE (in San Fran, CA) ON SATURDAY, JULY 9 FROM 2PM TO 4PM.The long-awaited debut graphic novel of Japanese manga artist JunkoMizuno!Cute, dark and alluring, Pure Trance breaks every stereotype of girls'manga. This was her first published graphic novel in Japan, but it'snever been translated until now. In this dreamy science fictionfantasy, Junko Mizuno illustrates a story full of catfights, aliensafari adventures, evil experiments, and a girl who dreams of becoming apop idol singer. The story begins in the hospital that has been ruinedby a tyrannical director, KeikoYamazaki.
2) Surprise, the guy who draws Mallard Fillmore actually has no sense of humor. Although I like his lines in general, I've never been able to stand his not-funny ramblings against the "liberals" Hmmm, liberals like cartoon artists? What a douche*. Read about his doucheyness here
*no offense to actual douches

Bear, the cat Posted by Picasa

three tongued that just wishful thinking? Posted by Picasa

a page from my doodle book-another weird line multi-headed drawing Posted by Picasa

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Weird Zoidberg-Type drawing...or udder head Posted by Hello

All Staff Meeting Service Monkey Posted by Hello

Monday, June 20, 2005

Take Another Little Piece of My Heart, Service Monkey. The customer service training won't stop anytime soon... Posted by Hello

Year of the Rooster has been very difficult so far. I feel like there has been a huge weight on my chest all year Posted by Hello

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

A portrait of my stomach this morning. As you can see it is being acted upon by the 5 basic elements of work-a-day life
car exhaust
cliches Posted by Hello

A Self-Portrait with way too much detail... Posted by Hello

Back to Work

Okay, so I was late to work again. Again, in tears that I was late, and then later, hanging my head low that i was in tears over being late to my so-called "day job"
Shouldn't I not care and be all cool like a real artist? I guess I am being myself, which includes caring about things like being on time and doing things right.
I am the perfect employee...self-punishing.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Been thinking about playing again...there's no clef like the bass clef Posted by Hello


Be-dazzlers have their own anthem: (thanks

Thursday, June 02, 2005

I have no words...

and no doodles to show you, you see, I'm usually doing them at work during meetings and then running up to the scanner. Well, that's been hard recently, due to me actually working and all. IF you're lucky, Maybe I'll pop a quick doodle up today.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

And the bus runs purely on the renewable energy of celebrity hype! Posted by Hello